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My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

08.06.2025 00:48

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

If your breasts provide milk without hurting or poisoning your children your husband should be thankful.

If your children have to take formula or drink too much water at the water fountain, maybe your husband should be grateful anyway though your children have a right to complain and as parents you should do what you can to make sure your children are developing functioning brains and personalities. If you’re trying to do evil slight of hand I think it’s easier on girls though there’s no reason to send any boys through transition just because their parents have a thing for boobs.

What were your fantasies when you reached puberty?

Maybe you had implants installed, or maybe you gained cupsizes from lactation.

Otherwise, it is also possible you gained brain mass from understanding children which is respectable too.

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

My honest guess: